Toilet papers running out everywhere. Here are the toilet papers that are still available for sale because no one knows about them.
It comes with a free Donald Trump toilet brush.
Speaking of Donald Trump…
Sorry, but people have got to this toilet paper as well. It’s out of stock on Amazon.
The best time and the best excuse to use this without looking like a douche.
Considering the number of people that hate maths and their unawareness of such a puzzle exist, this will never go out of stock even if there’s a second pandemic exactly right after coronavirus.
Staying at home and doing nothing is sort of like Christmas came early.
But even if it feels like Christmas came early, you should still not forget that shit just got real. Using this toilet paper right after celebrating early Christmas with Santa Claus toilet paper will put you back on track.