Either you love pineapples on pizza or you don’t, the pizza wheels below have nothing against it.
It has a button that you can push while cutting the pizza so that it makes the lightsaber sound.
It’s not exactly a fork and it’s not exactly a pizza wheel either. It’s somewhere in between. It’s a forpizwhe.
Just like a dildo, why not motorize it and make it work for you, eh?
By the look of this thing, it’s definitely not going to be comfortable to use it. But so does being a geek.
If you can’t afford any racing bicycle, you can certainly afford this racing bicycle.
Pepperoni pizza, I choose you!
Unfortunately, it’s not battery-powered. Why God why!
This looks like it shouldn’t belong here.