A Foam Finger for a Finger
This feels exactly like the stadium foam finger, except that they are meant for your fingers and not your hand. It’s 5 inches long and it makes your finger #numberone.
It’s sold in a dozen and it comes in six different colors (two of each). So, not only you get to have all 10 of your fingers to be #numberone but also have two of your smaller toes to be #numberone (I don’t think it will fit the bigger toe).