Apparently, This Thing Cures Mosquito Bites and Other Bug Bites

$9.95

So apparently, this thing cures mosquito bites and other sorts of bug bites. The way it works is like a syringe. Stick the ending part of it to the skin (where the bug has bitten) and pull the handle so that the air pressure inside of it sucks the mosquito venom or any other bug venom.

You know when you were a kid and like to play with a syringe by sticking it on your hand and pulling the plunger up so that the syringe sort of grip onto your skin and leaves a mark in the process? That’s really what it does. There is no any sort of medicinal chemicals being transferred onto the skin and I certainly don’t think that the venom is being sucked out of it like what they claimed. In other words, I think this is daylight robbery.

The best part about it is that people are actually buying it. And people are saying that it works. What the hell is going on with the world?