Ball Sack
$14.95
Some people go get a full body massage when they are stressed out. And there are some people who smoke a cigarette when they are stressed out. There are also some people who hit the gym when they are stressed out.
But, among all those people, have you seen people who smack real human testicles when they are stressed out? No? Me neither. But I can imagine that smacking a certain male’s testicles and watch him get hurt when stressed out would be relieving.
And I’m guessing that’s why this product is invented – to stop you from doing that and not hurt anyone.
It features a suede sack and two squeezy balls inside of it that makes it look like a pair of testicles. It allows you to smack it, bite it, jump on it or whatever that makes the stress go away and come again another day.