Baseball Bat and Shield Nightstand
There was once a guy named Thompson who lived alone in a quiet neighborhood and always minded his own business.
One day, a burglar broke into his house. He was awake at that time as he was reading a book and he knew there was a burglar in his house as he heard the stairs squeak (which means the burglar is heading upstairs, where his room was).
He then quietly and quickly remove the glass of water and followed by the TV remote control that was on this nightstand. By the time he was about to remove his phone and dismantle the nightstand so that he can use it for self-defense, the burglar got to his room and shot him dead.