Bitch Ass Cat Pencil Sharpener

Your dream to shove a pencil up your bitch ass cat’s ass is getting closer and closer. For the time being, this pencil sharpener will take all the heat as it will make you feel better by purring and having your pencil coming out of its ass looking sharper than ever (it really does make a purring sound when sharpening).

Sharpening the pencil while looking dead in the eye of your bitch ass cat will make you feel even better.