If you have totally given up in the search for the perfect ashtray, might as well you settle on something that’s absolutely bonkers.
An example of something absolutely bonkers would be this ashtray that looks like a pair of boobies. And as you can see, it also has two pointy nipples on them to make it look as close as the real thing.
It is able to hold up to 2 packets (40) of used cigarette butts.
On the other hand, if this is not bonkers enough for you, check out this lips style ashtray.