Cat Tongue Scratcher

$25.00

The next time your neighbor’s cat was seen wandering and pooping on your lawn, quickly grab it and start licking it with this cat tongue scratcher. It will feel so good and think that you’re one of it’s kind causing it to drop by your lawn more often. Too often your neighbor will start to get worried and stop it from going to your house.

Just make sure no one saw you do it. It gives love a bad name.