Flaccid and Erected Penis Towel
$16.95
Live your bachelor life to the max by sleeping with as many girls as you can and having the weirdest things that you can have before it’s all too late. Having this towel that has a cartoonish drawing of a flaccid and erected penis is one of the weirdest things that you should have. It allows you to come out of the hot shower and signal the lucky girl on the bed whether you’re up for sex or not.
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