Fresh Elephant Poop


Send your ex or your asshole neighbor something that he or she will accept the fact that he or she is the worst person on earth, which is real elephant poop. The fresh and real elephant poop which comes right out of the zoo will be delivered anonymously on your behalf.

Or, you can have them deliver fresh gorilla poop. Or, cow poop. Or, deliver all three via their combo pack.

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