Musical Ruler for Virgin Men

If you know someone who is a virgin and planning to buy a gift for him, this is the perfect gift. It’s a musical ruler and it comes with a musical book that will teach him how to play with it during all those times that he should be out there dating and f*cking.

And the guy who created this is probably a smart virgin who finally found a way to sell a ruler for $13.

Even the guy who is promoting it in the image below looks like a 50-year-old virgin.

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