Mustache Pacifier

$9.99

Have people take your baby’s complains more seriously by putting on this mustache pacifier on him. There’s a proven source that the baby would be taken more seriously. In the review section of this product on Amazon, one verified purchaser wrote the following:

So, my grandson was complaining how nobody took him seriously, blah blah blah. I’m all like, “Kid, yer 4 months old! Chill!” And he’s like, “If I only had facial hair, people would listen to me!”
So I got him this thing here.
Well, he was right. The Henryville Library now has a Jaxson Section. He spoke last night at the annual meeting of the Henryville Historical Society, and is considering running for mayor in 2016.

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