One-Gallon Liquor Flask

If it’s already too late for you to come out of a relationship and you often tend to find yourself following your girlfriend into ladies clothing store, handbag store, accessories store and so on, you can now join the one-gallon liquor flask club where you will find yourself more than happy to follow your girlfriend anywhere she goes.

Membership fees is a one-time payment of $19.95 and there are two rules:

1. You do not let anyone see it.
2. You DO NOT let anyone see it!