Penis Water Pistol

$7.39

This is a penis water pistol. The water goes in from the small opening right above the testicles and the water is stored in the testicles area. To shoot the water out of the penis, you will need to press on the trigger attached near the testicles.

Although the built quality and the water pressure will not be as good as most water pistols, it looks way more interesting than most water pistols.

However, I suggest not buying this for your kid’s 7th birthday. Can you imagine the reaction of your kid’s friends when your kid whips this out in front of his/her friends? Can you imagine the questions your kid will ask you? It’s a nightmare beyond a nightmare.

Anyways, this is the perfect thing to buy if you like collecting weird stuff. It’s also the perfect gift to buy for your friend’s bachelor or bachelorette party.