Poker Hand Holder

Chill…Sit back…Sip on that mojito with your right hand…And have your other hand to hold onto the waist of the sexy hooker who is sitting on your lap while at the same time waiting for your turn in a poker game with this poker hand holder. It will make you look cool, calm and no one will have any clue what sort of hand you got (unless the sexy hooker is an imposter).

Also don’t forget to put on the cool shades.