Sure Fuck Cologne for Men

$25.75

Fuck your date, fuck your friend, fuck your friend’s friend and fuck the world with the help of this Sure Fuck Cologne for Men. While the name sounds like you will surely get a fuck, I can’t 100% guarantee a sure fuck but I can guarantee that your lady friend will love the smell that is coming from you. The cologne is blended with stimulating, clean, top notes of Italian lemon, and Tuscan mandarin, mixed with moist green ferns and just a pinch of pink pepper.

All you need to do is put that let’s fuck thought in her mind. Hmmm…let’s see….what about telling her about your new cologne?