Tuxedo for Penis
The next time you put on a tux to a dinner party, make sure you also put on a tux for that little friend of yours between your legs. How? Well, good news. A company called LELO produces and sells tux that can be worn on the penis. It will not fall off as there is a band that goes under your balls.
On the other hand, the tux is made out of satin, which makes having a penis more comfortable than ever.
It will also be a pleasant surprise for your date. 😉